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I tried telling my partner that deepthroating me was the key to superior intelligence, but it just started a fight

The meme kinda makes me laugh, but kinda doesn’t. Accountability is one thing, but we (American society) have seriously got to decide if/when punishing people for their personal beliefs is okay. Revenge only perpetuates itself.

Okay, thank you. I didn’t understand your use of the word “censorship”. That’s not common usage in American English, which is all I speak.

I didn’t realize until now how cliche yellow aviators are but oh my god now it’s hitting me

Please pardon me if I’m missing something obvious. I don’t understand how censorship is involved.

I read something about his old outfit suggesting that this was an early outing. Superman hadn’t quite worked out the physics/consequences of using his powers yet.

Also, by the look on the conductor’s face, the train wasn’t moving very fast.

Why thank you!

True, but they’re not trying to claim otherwise. It’s an honest statement of ignorance, and practically a question. Because it was brought up, anyone reading this who hadn’t heard the truth now has.

I appreciate that you used “I heard” and “if that’s true”. Word choice can be very important, and it’s frustrating when people don’t notice it.

The rear window doesn’t matter anyway. All it does it let you see stuff you’ve already passed.

I totally fell for it. Thank you!

Anyone who judges me based on how guests choose to park can go fuck themselves. If one of my guests blocks a driveway, that guest is the asshole, not me.

Working in a store that sold these would fill me with a deep sense of shame.

It’ll be interesting to see what will happen, now that Mango Mussolini’s economic policies are hurting Vegas so badly.

I’m no astronomical guru, but I’m surprised I didn’t know this.

Don’t let anyone you like working with mess with it. When it inevitably fails, they’ll blame the last person to touch it, not the installer.

I envy you for experiencing it for the first time. Enjoy.

10/10 title. I have no notes.

This is despite a wider embrace of subscriptions in general…

I’m not sure this is the right conclusion. What seems like a “wider embrace of subscriptions” may be happening because subscriptions are becoming harder and harder to avoid. We don’t like them; they’re being forced on us. That’s an important difference.

Whoops.