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Now I’m hearing the title in the Get Smart guy’s voice

A friend of mine gets coconut pretty often, but I’ve never tried it myself.

The fact that the industry opposes it just makes me like Stop Killing Games more - and I’m not even a gamer.

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You first

My response was rhetorical, too.

why are the people most responsible for the company’s failures not the ones facing the consequences for them?

Is the author completely unaware of how every other business in the United States works?

It was funny at first (several years ago), but anyone who’s still riding the “shit on Arby’s” train is so transparently desperate for laughs and attention that it’s just sad and pathetic.

Is it an exaggeration to call you a hero? Probably, but I’m gonna do it anyway: YOU ARE A HERO.

I try to remember that Lemmy’s reach is worldwide, not just full of Americans. When I make a mistake, I think “well, people just assume Americans are ignorant and arrogant anyway, so…”

If this is a joke it’s fucking hilarious

My schedule is all over the place, so any day can be my Friday. I just goof off as much as possible while still giving the appearance of working.

Good point

Too many employees licking the bills.

Another good one! Not wanting to dox himself explains the motivation to hide the reason, which was the biggest mystery.

That poor kid. I hope this is fictional and was written for the lulz.

Yes it was. Bonus points for taking timing into account!

I think what really grabbed people’s attention is that he kept refusing to explain why he wanted to do that.

That’s what did it for me. The question itself was random enough that I kept wondering how the reason could possibly be worse or more embarrassing.

I thought that “music festival” was a great guess. Those porta-johns get nasty.

What was the result expected to be?

I didn’t even know this was a thing. I’ll definitely watch out for it.