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Whenever someone asks what “dry humor” is, they should be shown this.

Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.

Not for her!

The fact that someone is purposely letting me see them nude is a major part of what makes it sexy. Using one of these apps would just make me feel like a creepy, disrespectful loser.

Good

It will probably be more coherent than anything his cronies would write anyway

I don’t think unemployment will help this person, but it seems they’re determined to find out firsthand

What makes Basketball inherently democratic/liberal? What makes Baseball republican/conservative?

Maybe the artist considered basketball “liberal” because many of the best players are Black, and the game is often played by kids in cities. I think better choices for a conservative sport would be American football or NASCAR.

This is all just a guess.

Granted, it’s only Tuesday, but this is a contender for the most fucked up thing I’ll read this week.

Excellent answer

The Tooth Fairy wants fresh teeth.

This is something you make for either a close friend or dire enemy. There is no in between.

Was Best Buy paying her a retainer? No? Then she’s gonna go where the work is.

Steven Universe actually looks all right.

The answer is what matters. Thanks again!

Whoops…lol! Thanks for clearing things up!

I haven’t seen the movie, and don’t remember what was said about it. What did the AI get wrong?

I sleep in an old t-shirt and boxers. Is that 2, 3, or 4?

“They need to go in there and just fuck up peoples teeth.”

Love it.

Goddammit. I like HBO MAX soooo much better than Netflix.