Put out the vibe anyway. Baller as fuck.
Put out the vibe anyway. Baller as fuck.
You nailed it. What’s upsetting is that it’s no longer necessary. A synthetic alternative exists.

I especially “like” the lips. WTF

That reddit watermark always makes me cringe

I’ve been having “issues” with YouTube for years. Can you be more specific?
If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.
That’s where the “within limits” bit comes in.
It takes an enormous amount of energy to grow. One of my friend’s sons actually has stretch marks because he grew so quickly one summer.
Within limits, I think teenagers have a license to eat ridiculous amounts of food.


Whenever someone asks what “dry humor” is, they should be shown this.

Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.


The fact that someone is purposely letting me see them nude is a major part of what makes it sexy. Using one of these apps would just make me feel like a creepy, disrespectful loser.


It will probably be more coherent than anything his cronies would write anyway
I don’t think unemployment will help this person, but it seems they’re determined to find out firsthand

What makes Basketball inherently democratic/liberal? What makes Baseball republican/conservative?
Maybe the artist considered basketball “liberal” because many of the best players are Black, and the game is often played by kids in cities. I think better choices for a conservative sport would be American football or NASCAR.
This is all just a guess.
Granted, it’s only Tuesday, but this is a contender for the most fucked up thing I’ll read this week.


Excellent answer

The Tooth Fairy wants fresh teeth.
I have massive respect for anyone who’s been addicted, done the work, and overcome it. It shows a level of determination, maturity, and self awareness that many people don’t have.