Dystopian as fuck.

I see AI I downvote

Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.

Lmao, no. Dude’s a terrible person from the inside out. I’m not pulling punches on one of the most harmful men in world politics because some snowflake on Lemmy told me to.

Unless you’re being facetious with the slapped ass comment… I can’t quite tell, lol.

Christ, that is one ugly man.

Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

Hal’s roller skating dance routine for Malcolm lives rent-free in my head.

Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

I have a two-for-one deal.

Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.

What if we kissed near the hug murder lair

Huh I thought I’d unsubscribed from dadjokes

Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires