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Pure chance, unless you see to it yourself.

I don’t believe in magic.

But you’re never too old send a match like this!

Understandable, happens to the best of us. If you get rich by a couple decades, you can join us at the other end.

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yea i think i’d throw my phone into the nearest fire and then shoot myself

name of his dog cat

oh no. my first thought was almost right but I didn’t expect it to actually be that for real

impressed

i think it was mostly just funny, because it still wins the average tentacle monster

Lemmy can get pretty echo chambery but that’s very human beavior

I think your problem is expecting personality from political posts then

Uh, got clarification on that robotic behavior?

substitute where you feel like

my favorite is surprise toothpaste core

Sliced tomato.

toothpaste

Ingredient:

• dough
• whipped cream
• strawberry

Instructions:

1. make dough tower
2. put whipped cream in
3. put strawberry on top
4. ejnoy!

In moderation.

That isn’t exactly what I meant.

What a nice thread

No.

Mmmm yeast

Duh, a sandwich is the kind of thing one would never expect being left around with the purpose of being someone’s personal lunch. You’re obviously in the wrong here complaining. Asshole.

I don’t get how the people here are offended by this. Entitlement? It’s so fun to bring something in to just to find out it’s gone before you even opened it. Even with a god damn name label. If I bought a carton of milk, I wouldn’t mind sharing some, but not the entire thing for one person to make porridge from. At that point you cunts can just buy your own shit.

Mods dm me for proof of authenticity.