Dont skip chin day

Mars was full so my ancestors had no choice but to come here :(

The biglyest lies

I would take the word “don’t” for president. Probably would do a pretty good job compared to some of the former guys

Can u smell my hole

Thanks, Obama

My mouse is on my dominant side so when I’m surfing porn I’m jerking non-dominant.

Thank mr skeltal

I love a nice thick spline shaft in my tight bore

Fair. When I read “no one actually wants to use nukes” I think “no nuclear power’s public geopolitical doctrine involves a nuclear first strike.” But individuals will not necessarily toe that line.

“Tech” is a conflated term. The way I read OP is that they don’t want their cars main user interface to be a smartphone app. Doesn’t mean the car can’t be technologically advanced.

Sure, in the same way volcanologists could mutate to survive being submerged in lava.

I’ve heard the exact same analogy applied to alcohol killing bacteria and it doesn’t convince me

576 rankine

Personally, my brain manages to filter out anything with a leading underscore (I don’t know the origin offhand, I think some system I worked with at some point used those on files that I knew I didn’t care about). So when coworkers use leading underscores it slows me down a bit.

It does work though

Tangential, but Blind Guardian has one

A nearby liquor store has 19.2 oz for $3, and there is usually a buy-2-get-$2-back rebate. At 9.5% alcohol that’s basically six drinks. Get smashed for $4

I’m lacking context or something because I don’t understand why that is so significant.

I’m one of those who doesn’t know, but also is that Phil Collins?

Hey man are you OK?