Excellent move. To increase your chance of successfully staying off TikTok, think of the transition not only as stopping TikTok, but starting something else. This something else is for you to determine, and should take up some good portion of your new free time, at least at first.

I’m trying to think of a bug that could cause this, but can’t come up with anything.

Some Viagra should take care of that right away.

He sure grabbed that flag by the pole.

Sounds like the whole hard drive recovery industry is about to go poof.

If cats could talk, they wouldn’t be cats. So it’s not really possible to answer this question :)