I feel like you’ve just committed a crime.

What?! It’s crazy not to be able to notice that kind of assault on skin. Maniacs.

This on a post about doing the dishes. 10/10

I’m a smug dickhead, but usually when I make that mistake, it’s because swype doesn’t know which “your” I meant, and I fail to catch the mis-swype. Same with “too/to”. And, weirdly, “me/Mr”. It’s actually a pretty common occurrence, and it’s a huge pain point.