I actually think about this. All those houses that are streets away from the beach are going to make so much more in the future because the beach will move.

Lexus cars. Every time some terrible driving is happening around me, it is one of them. I literally cannot count how many times I’ve almost been hit by one of them not stop at streetlights or stop signs or not slowing down for the pedestrian (me!) in the crosswalk. That commercial where the lexus driver drives over the man’s papers just solidified what sort of asshole drives those cars.

They could have used the Silmarillion instead. That thing is chock full of information a lot of people don’t know that could have been used.