I think that same statistic applies to drinking water. So I guess the question is, are people more likely to breathe air or drink water? I’m betting on air, but I don’t know if dying in utero still counts as having imbibed water.

But then who cranes the bigger crane?

Well, maybe if you’re white.

Otherwise it’s indicative of inherent criminal tendency and they decide to make an example.

Ah yes, the crane crane

But don’t forget the tablespoon of glue to use as a binding agent. No one wants pancakes that get too soggy and soft when drenched with syrup.

Huh, here we have a cleaner brand that looks like some sort of juice or drink mix.

Seems like they should just switch packaging, haha.