The hero we needed

Where’s my representation for square cut pizza?!

There was a term I really liked for this kind of things: “Vacationing in poverty” I think, where people with wealth ‘adventure’ being homeless or something but don’t even remotely appreciate that the people they’re pretending to be don’t have an ‘off’ switch or an easy out of their situations.

I find the whole premise despicable.

I’ve made dandelion wine and dandelion root tea, both good. A wonderful little treat of a plant.

This is my new favorite insult.

My parents still do. They can’t fathom that a billionaire could be anything but a genius to aspire towards.

I will never not love obvious plant products.

I’d love to know if these are just found in the wild or if it’s more for the art of it

Oh that’s pretty clever actually…

I like where this is going. $801.01 to pet the cat.

Cool, yes everyone knows the US sucks can someone help us who have to live in it now?

I did not know this and my day is measurably improved, thank you knowledgeable stranger