Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.

I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(

Oh shit guys it’s bean season again

Can it cure cankles?

If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.

* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)

That’s because sighthounds have teeny tiny dried up corn kernels for brains :)

I call it the pizza bone.

Same! It doesn’t share the same cubby as the rest of my forks - instead it sits in the ‘miscellaneous’ cubby that holds serving forks, the pie slicer, and the gravy ladle. It’s the fork of last resort.

Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away

They don’t make mustaches like that anymore.

I was always more partial to Tom Selleck.

Awww greyhound snoot 😍

And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.

Gamer boys are TERRIBLE at self-care and hygiene.

I’m so curious about this. Why are they like that? I don’t understand how that happens, and what specifically about gaming makes it more prevalent.

It’ll be 25 years this week!

OP, you OK?

Build a wall, make the USA pay for it

(Kidding, mostly.)

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a pizza roll. What are they like? Basically pizza flavored hot pockets, I’m imagining?

I hear you. I was always a skinny kid, but I went through some bad, traumatic shit in my early twenties and ballooned up - from 105 to 177 as a 5’0" woman. Being obese sucked and I’ve worked super hard to get the weight off and keep it off. But in the meantime the HAES / fat acceptance thing took off and now I feel like I’m living in bizarro world. I hated being obese for so many reasons and can’t imagine how people can convince themselves that it’s okay to just remain like that. I mean, to each their own, but they’re setting themselves up for disease and disability. I think it’s really sad.

We dropped not just one but two of the most horrific weapon ever developed on a civilian population.

Gettin’ horny now