In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

Zero. Born in the early '80s.

I feel like you get me.

And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

That’s not exclusively British.

I’m not sure, and I know it depends both on the severity of a person’s IBS and the type of magnesium supplement. But I drink a ton of water so I’d hate to have it supplemented with magnesium!

Magnesium can cause diarrhea so, as someone with IBS, no fucking thanks.

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

I’m not OP but here’s a sweet potato & lentil turkey chili that I make in the crock pot. It’s easy and really good!

https://funwithoutfodmaps.com/low-fodmap-turkey-chili/

Pineapple with red onion, black olives, and jalapeños

Baked chicken breasts with seasoning of your choice (tonight I’m planning to do a blend of smoked paprika, coriander, cumin, cinnamon, salt, and pepper)

Salad (mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, avocado; for dressing I do blood orange olive oil with fig balsamic vinegar)

Farro cooked in spiced chicken broth (I use reduced-sodium broth and add paprika and a small amount of onion and garlic powders)

Freshly brewed iced tea with mint

It makes me toot too much :(

Tori Amos - Yes, Anastasia

Nope. I started but didn’t finish a PhD in physics, and only needed a Bachelor’s to get into the program. You automatically earn the Master’s along the way in some programs, usually after you pass the qual.

In a world full of people, only some want to buy

Little bit of A, a fuckload of B.

Wow this is like 95% me. Except instead of brainrot it’s brainfog because ☆pEriMeNoPAuSe☆