Yeah this is a really out of touch answer. Not a surprise really.

Shit, are you telling me i was born on cocaine day?

You can also always see your nose!

yeah. they brew coffee in huge vats, probably using steaming hot water, then freeze dry it and grind it up to make instant coffee. it just tastes like shit.

Fuck that, host it yourself. Sunshine and Moonlight.

Or is it Daniel Wood?

Fools, what you’re supposed to do with free water is make your own hydroelectric generator!

I’m throwing in my vote for CachyOS. Not because it’s the easiest to use (though it isnt difficult imo) but because it works out of the box, then they have nice wiki to guide you through simple things (like using Lutris and Proton). It’s also Arch based so there’s the arch wiki to fall back on. I ran Windows for 35 years and just switched to Linux in like October, fwiw.

Someone has never taken a big ole bite out of a vidalia onion! Like eating a spicy apple.

That’s it for me, goodnight internet.

I thought this was real shitposting:

💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Naw, we just need equal access to cocaine. Level the playing field with subsidized cocaine I say!

This is not the kind of corn smut I cum here for!

NSFL sometimes stands for “not safe for life” but either is fine with me.

National Stupid Football League, or NSFL for short!

They also took the worst case predictions and then doubled them to be “conservative”.

I watch it for the same reason I watch William Osman. They do a lot of fun bullshit videos like trying to watercool a server rack with a swimming pool.

I bought a lifetime pass for 100 bucks about 10 years ago, and have had 10 years of not having to give a shit about these announcements. I’ve saved well over 100 bucks on streaming services in that time. Worth it 1000%.

iiiinteresting. good to know my whole house is a fire hazard by UK standards!