Thus begins the story of antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com overcoming the monster.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered one, but I can see their value. Where are they used?

Looks like this might be his first time ever using fans.

I’ve seen that book before, I think it’s “how to COOK with SPICES”

In Google Translate, without the 2 dots on the third a, I get “Squid Ducks”. With the dots I get “Skullcaps”.

His shorts solute him

I’m surprised he’s not a member of congress yet

Since the day I first ate cheese, there hasn’t been a single moment when cheese wasn’t in some part of my digestive system. I am cheese bag.

I don’t mean to kink shame but, come on man, other people need those cables to work.

Cries in Gorilla Tag

Have they tried marketing discolored green ones as “Avocado Diamonds”?

If prayers were detectable, interceptable, and alterable, there’d be entire branches of science dedicated to them.

You’re only allowed to play the game “Debtors’ Prison” until it’s paid off. You get $0.18/hour of play but 20% interest is compounded daily on the remaining balance.

10 years ago:

1. Pornhub list a bunch of vids with “step” in the title on the front page
2. Every single visitor clicks on them
3. Pornhub concludes everyone likes step family videos without ever testing any other theme and issues a company wide initiative to promote the step family theme until click numbers start to drop

Present day:

Click numbers are still growing.

If he had said “I’m your daddy” it would be more clear why now they’re just the couple that you used to know.

It wasn’t really an attempt at discussion. I’m just working on my standup routine. It’s a rough draft.

I watched multiple children die absolutely horrific deaths before the age of ten and I don’t walk around crying about it, I deal with it and don’t make it someone else’s problem.

You deal with it by getting angry at a trigger warning? Looks like this trigger warning should have had a trigger warning.

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Well, both I guess, but I was specifically talking about anyone fronting a “try and stop me” attitude by not even trying to sneak it in. They’re not going to sympathize with a low-level employee just trying to keep their job, they’re going to be a loud fuck head about it.