Any opinion I disagree with!

When will the “erm, don’t you know wrestling is fake” people get it through their damn heads that it’s not fake it’s fictional! You don’t go up to someone watching a TV drama and start lecturing them about how it’s not real, do you???

I majored in debilitating degenerative illness. NOBODY is hiring my ass these days

Every man a king, every podcaster his jester

It’s called “influencer” these days

Yeah anyway I turned both their heads into paste

Last time I was at the dentist a guy in the waiting room was loudly watching a movie on his phone. After a couple minutes I went over to him and politely asked him if he could turn it down and he immediately apologized and obliged, no fuss or anything. I felt like a god for the rest of the afternoon. Big ups to that guy for being cool about it too.

Pretty huge dick

Too bad they deleted the scene where Jim Office stuffed cotton balls in his ass for muffling

“It’s all ogre now,” President Putin declares as he pushes the Big Red Button

she slop my hog til I oink

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn’t inhibit movement but okay.

My parents sucked but I’m grateful they at least didn’t leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

I thought the flight was to Corsica not Coruscant!!