“She Who” sounds like a mid-00s Doctor Who spinoff that only got 1 season
That’s part of the joke: you can’t order just 20 or 50 or 100 hair ties. You have to order in quantities of 1000+
Still, only, like, $8 for 5,000 (assorted colors)
(It’s an awesome quinceanera gift!)
I ordered you a dozen hair ties on Amazon.
You’re welcome.
I’ve definitely gotten sauces delivered to me this way.


oh, hey! neat!
Aw… It’s like a titmouse for the fall
They are like finches, but more colorful
And, frankly, I’d rather see one of these birds than either a tit or a mouse.
this looks super-cool! I hope they’re able to interest some auto-makers into making an actual product.