Obviously fake. You can’t buy a car that cheap.

This is how Disney was able to kill someone and get away with it.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/disney-says-man-cant-sue-wifes-death-agreed-disney-terms-service-rcna166594

Anything below the rate of inflation is losing.

I got 7. I’m pretty old.

Let’s see if I can make the math work:

American men live to 74.8 on average.

7/11*74.8 = 47.6

Pretty close.

Starting to understand why the GOP color is red.

1. Russia
2. Negative growth
3. Anger
4. Bloodshed
5. War

I always say please and thank you. When the robot uprising happens I will be killed last.

I plan to relish those additional nanoseconds.