Not my menstrual cup!

Yep!

I mean, kissing shouldn’t even be a big deal.

I’d kiss most anybody.

The expression on the security guard on the right is hilarious to me.

Hey I’m am Xennial and I’m also allergic to bananas!

Someone should do a study.

It’s so crazy how it looks like they want to double-team you but they are legitimately just good friends and it isn’t a weird homophobic thing.

Is it? You didn’t use any.

I’m still referring to my need to steal everything that is not both nailed down and on fire.

…nailed down or on fire is fine.

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I’m moisturized and just had my hair done, but I’m also completely done.

I am like 2 seconds away from writing up a big “how to do a tea party” post. I’m one small push (and one friendly location) away from it.

Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

It’s way better to have a tea party. And you can have them by yourself.

I had one this morning with myself and some perfectly brewed tea and some English muffins and my very most favorite earthenware mug.

There’s a whole thing about little girls having tea parties with their stuffed animals. You don’t need other people or even stuffed animals!

I got a warning on an ADHD sub reddit for posting too much.

It’s the biggest reason I stopped making memes.

Appreciate it but your comment got auto corrected on two instances of “causal” to “casual” by commie.

I’m allergic to corn, so I don’t know if this is true, but if I pooped a food that was still whole I’d consider not eating it again.

The last time my boyfriend heard “colder than a witch’s tit” he reached over and touched my boob ans said, “Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement.”

I’m probably gonna marry him.

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last… so I’m struggling.

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

I’ve only played a few minutes of Witcher 3 so far and even I know Ciri is an apprentice to Geralt! I said to myself, “I don’t know who these people are yet but I guess she’ll be the main character in a sequel.”