Great use of the template

Dunno, but it stikes me as a brilliant source for banter (I work in IT, there’s lots of weak arms and banter to try it on)

If you want to start small you could keep some of the Anna’s archive torrents running long-term.

Beats whining like a lot of the other bitches here…

Where’s xzibit when you need him?

Well played. Even with your subtle clue I completely missed it.

Sorry, I’m not OP but that doesn’t man you were incorrect in calling me an asshole

This is a shitpost about AI being crammed into things - clearly you have added value

Nice forking the meme / meta reference

If it’s corporate, use brass knuckles!

Yes, but it’s even more simplistic (I agree with wider principle you’re using).- The octopus is going to have a much harder time finding a safe environment.

Unless it stays in the fish aquarium - I wonder why it didn’t just stay where the tasty snacks were? (Not wanting to project a humanised, moralistic perspective on its delightfully naughty behaviour…).

Maybe there was nothing good to hide under, perhaps?

Or it was too much of a gamble raw-dogging it in the outside.

All it did was take the ‘bait’ it was aware of and sneak back undetected. For all we know it might have been exploring, but in a hostile environment you wouldn’t venture far…

Ill be the patsy: You can’t make rules to eliminate human greed / lust for power?

I’m very simplistic with this stuff and haven’t studied it, but that seems to be the fundamental limitation with communism. Would work great with robots but we’re more ‘complex’ with our subconscious bias, unexamined motives and insecurities driving our actions.

This is fantastic! More x files mangles, please

…that’s part of the genius for me

Wow. That’s dumber than rocks

Ctrl + shift + R maybe?

I never figured out how this is reconciled - it just sounds dirty AF (and I’m no clean freak at all!)

That’s incredible! I’d love to be able to take advantage of that (gosh, alcohol is such a shitty drug!).

I’ve got nothing like PTSD however, so maybe I should keep counting my blessings

I have a friend who’s sort of doing this with legislation so it’s codified and referenced.

Can’t find a good example but there is this https://hamish.dev/happy-valentines-day-nerds

Holy shit you savage! I had some bad baron Harkonnen going on

Who bites first, I wonder?