And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

Can … can you put a poster of the sun on your wall?

I look at the sky every night. I think, “C’mon, UFOs! Do something!” And after a few seconds, my neck hurts, so I go back inside.

Disturded

It’s the next Big Thing: Oil Cocktails!

They’ll never have that limp, soggy, and oversalted McDonalds feel like that.

McDonalds Rep: It’s not really fair you dug up Andre the Giant to hold our large fries in your picture.

If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.