A real human bean

Is that green to you?

Mario Mario got dumps of absolute steel! I bet I could do squats all day for a month and still not have half that level of cake.

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

I just finally decided to ditch them this month, so not a ton of experience yet. I ran to Best Buy last night for the first time in years as opposed to ordering what I needed off Amazon. I miss the ease and all but I still feel like I’m making a good choice. There is no perfect company but fuck Amazon.

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This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

I’m not your pal, friend!

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I feel like a matchmaker of memes