Yup. Pumice stoves work well but you need to be careful how much you use them. I use them once a week or so in the shower with warm water running over my feet. If you draw blood, you’ve gone too far and it will sting like a bitch.

This is closest to the literal shitpost that I’ve ever seen.

My wife keeps bringing up this “pegging” thing to me. What is it?

As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.

That it’s pronounced heliclopter and not helicopter.