If texts are disruptive then an unsolicited phone call is an affront to all creation
If texts are disruptive then an unsolicited phone call is an affront to all creation

Poseidon was pissed off, not a complete asshole. Like not 100% anus - a bit less.
Yet they never seem to act like that. They punish you for loyalty.
I was making a reference to to Harlan Ellison’s I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream in which characters are kept alive and tortured perpetually. In the end one character takes one for the team, killing the others to end their suffering, and as punishment is reduced to a blob with no limbs or mouth so they can’t harm themselves.
but also I really wanted ice cream
I have no mouth and I must eat icecream
I think so, but unfortunately I am all the more disgusted
Poptartius

I recognized even back then that it wasn’t perfect, yet in many ways the culture of the 90s felt more progressive than today. And there was hope about the future.


Not if the penalty for accepting bribes and favors is having dollar bills stuffed in their trachea.


The budget for our leaders’ accommodations should be pegged to the average household income. Change my mind.
coincidentally one of the most foul-smelling farts I have ever encountered was from my cat
but what about the Green M&M?
Serious question: why do they feel like they are qualified to make decisions on it then? Like if I was in that position, I would defer to an expert committee or professional association.