David From Space

One by one, the free gardens of Pan-Gaea fell to the power of the Grapefruit, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of citrus and citron marched against the armies of Florida, and on the very swamps of Ever Glade, they fought for the freedom of Pan-Gaea. Victory was near, but the power of the furanco courmarin could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Tangelo, son of the king, took up his father’s rootstock.

- SSBroski

I can’t accept any bat identification guide that doesn’t specify hurgling

I also share your unfounded suspicion, although I have also deployed it.

The linux evangelist knows the percentage of linux mint at all times. They know this because they know what the percentage isn’t. By subtracting the percentage of linux mint from not linux mint, or where it isn’t linux mint from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The disto choosing subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the linux evangelist from an operating system where it is to an operating system where it isn’t, and arriving at a operating system where it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, the operating system where it is, is now the operating system that it wasn’t, and it follows that the operating system that it was, is now the operating system that it isn’t.

The art of diplomacy is making em love you while you knock their punch out.

Are you able to check the logs at all?
This may be totally off base but: I recently had some issues with the intel networking adapter on one of my Dell Optiplexes. Still not sure specifically why, but when it was at high load (including during one backup), it was crashing. I found Intel e1000 errors on the host and was able to follow these instructions which seemed to resolve the host become unavailable:
https://forum.proxmox.com/threads/e1000-driver-hang.58284/page-4#post-302307

Nah, you can use an HA Ping (Settings>Add Integration-> Ping) trigger against 9.9.9.9 or whatever and run a script if it comes back false for X minutes

1. Wotan feed
2. Confabulators
3. Flashy Diode (for management)
4. Soylent feed
5. Dude Detecting Receiver
6. DDR Enclosure
7. Based
8. Deep fry knob
9. Mysterious goo †.

† - We had an intern wipe it off, but it keeps coming back. Not psychoactive.

Yeah. Arctic Elephant in the room, a polar bear can keep you tied up for hours with droll stories about their latest dumb north pole vacation. No cares, Klaus! It’s always just ice and snow and seal flesh and ‘it was a cool time’! No one cares if you ‘almost’ ate a scientist, again.

We also have pizza, and pizza delivery.