Holy fucking shit, more importantly clean your car

By not getting upset about something online. Here’s a person, you have not seen, behind a computer screen, most likely on another continent which you have no idea where. Who gives a fuck what they think or say, let them go.

When your dreams make you feel like you’re a paedo

So glad it wasn’t a Bollywood dream then lol

Lol! No it was never tear us apart

This week I had a dream I was singing an inxs song to little girl in the street as people watched, my voice was amazing and I was changing the lyrics on the fly to be more childlike and not adult. What in the actual fuck was I doing