Both of these are way too expensive for me.

Die Moorsoldaten in my ass (the swamp soldiers in my ass)

Pls mark this as nsfw

This website actually asked me if I wanted to share personal informstion with them and their 1.5k partners :o

Also they cite this Reuters article which is basically the same article and you should read instead.

Where’s the mask?

“Firefox” ~ Joe "Firefox~ Biden