You know, I’d love a razr flip with graphene. Bring it on.

Backfires are scary

Moisturize….me

Interesting, the super low crawling gear is called “granny gear” here in the states, so both fit!

https://www.cjponyparts.com/resources/granny-gears-explained

Huh. I pronounce it pee-doh.

Dipshits like this is why we don’t have nice things.

Admittedly, alien isolation is a very polarizing game. But it definitely did not need to be shorter, or easier.

When I buy a AAA game for $50 or $80 or whatever I certainly get pissed if it’s only 20 hours of play.

My wife says thank you to Alexa all the time. Occasionally she responds in song.

To be fair, the only people left on Xitter are idiots

You know what, fuck it. If shitbag assholes help save democracy, bring ‘em on.

Beef was a great show for many reasons. But one was the younger brother’s voicemail greeting which said “don’t be old. Just text me”.

I found that so perfect that I changed mine immediately.