Right wing radical: Soyboy! How can you eat this much plant based estrogen in 50g of soy? downs two pints of beer back to back with even more plant based estrogen
Men who drink lots of beer grow tits precisely because of the plant-based estrogen that they ingest with their beer. It is quite literally a female tit.
Bruh. Americans will do anything to avoid building a train.
What bus has a conductor?
Conductor: Sir, this seat is only for disabled people.
Me, an intellectual: shows this picture I drive this.
Conductor: Sorry to have bothered you, sir.
It’s a running gag of the GNU Linux community. Asking this question can turn any gathering between GNU/Linux users into a war zone.
Good rage bait.
EVERYONE TAKE COVER! HE ASKED IT!
The USA are the anti-intellectualism gift that never stops giving. Earth is flat, global warming is fake, vaccination is bad, evolution is fake and unironically using the imperial system.
You guys don’t get it, it’s high art.
Recycling yards: Oh no! We have so much scrap metal and no way of efficiently storing and separating it by contents!
Industrial metal waste shredders:
Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.
My guesses:
I have an idea. I’ll get one of my mates in on this. And so, this is how the three of us will do it. Now that you have the collection of Soup JPEGs, you can then transfer those to me on credit. So now I am indebted to you by whatever amount you wish. Then, my mate and I agree that he will invest into soup JPEG infrastructure. Hard drives, tapes, etc. it doesn’t matter. But I don’t have any money because I’m severely indebted to someone else. So we just agreed to pay with my soup jpegs. Now he has the Soup JPEGs and I have all of this massive infrastructure for all of the incoming market value and influx of demand for Soup JPEGs. Then just make up some nonsense to complete the circle in which you have the JPEGs and you are now indebted to him. Now since we have all created intense business dealings for the soup jpeg market we can now go to someone with real money and show them that there is this massive demand it’s just an upcoming market we have all of this infrastructure which we’re going to use and look at all of the people already in on this. Now’s your chance. Now, as soon as we get the investments into our Soup jpg businesses, we’ll just take the real money and bugger off to the countryside of Kenya and live off of our embezzled investor money. And the middle class, who were advertised to spend their money on this, by the investors, will pay the price. The three of us win, the investors win, and the middle class loses. Just like it should be.
Edit: For real, I think that the current “AI” bubble has been very much inspired by the NFT bubble. I mean the exact same scam patterns are there. Circular Investments, advertising a non-existent use to the middle class, the people selling the shovels for their “gold mine” making the most money. Don’t know how to say it, but… It vibes together.
Difficulty in life, ascending from left to right.
Amazon pulled an israeli pager attack on your ass. Literally.
When I was your age, we used to own our music. It worked offline and we could copy it to other devices.
Why aren’t Normies speaking up about everything needing internet? Street navigation, music, videos, reading, games, etc. Are all things that would work brilliantly normally, no server required. Why does no one realise, that if the server disappears, so does in effect their personal property? If it is tethered to a server, it’s broken, because the server will disappear, the question is only when.
By now I’m so jaded with modern video games that I expect it to be a barely functional reset release and fall into the same old pattern of over-promise and under-deliver. People who think it will be as good as GTA 5 after more than 12 years of updates are deluding themselves. I stopped playing GTA 5 online when they introduced microtransactions, the instant you could buy money in the game with real money, I dropped it harder than Donald Trump was dropped on the head as a baby.
This is a tangent but, I find it baffling that Americans are one of the most tolerant democracies of abuses of power against common citizens and corruption. Their country was founded precisely to stop both. Their constitution was almost utopian for the time, writing about the irrefutable rights a human has. And look at it now, capitalism and oligarchs have trashed their country. They lack even basic infrastructure such as health care, transportation a functional education system, etc. All for the benefit of rich people who can bypass the broken country by buying normal services and amenities, while less fortunate people are left to fend for themselves. It is a broken country because only nobility can afford human-worthy living standards there. The nobility and oligarchy in the USA are so very effectively blocking the country from having infrastructure that every other civilised country on planet earth has had for decades or even centuries. How the american middle class could let this happen is baffling.
Later that night: