For everyone from the real world, not fluent in retard units.

12 inches = 1 foot

3 feet = 1 yard

22 yards = 1 chain

10 chains = 1 furlong

8 furlongs = 1 mile

3 miles = 1 league

And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:

1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre

Edit: bruh.

The internet was some objective good. Problem is, the infrastructure has been privatised, the Level 1 ISPs have a legally enforced monopoly and the services on the internet have been re-centralised. It is not about the internet, it is about what people have done to it.

Edit: typo

When God gives you a message about the “god given right to carry arms”.

Happening soon.™ Our project has already reached the CGI rendering phase.

“Expat” is my favourite dog whistle. Because “migrant” is only used for brown people, or other undesirable minorities for racists.

Okay, I just want to say I blame schools for Microsoft’s monopoly on personal computing. School sysadmins are always dazzled by the shiny looking gifts that Microsoft gives them, ensuring the next generation of Microsoft useds is ready.

Who could have thought, that separating yourself from one of the top three economic blocks on the planet, would have negative consequences?

I’m not a firefighter, so I’m not an expert. But I think extinguishing the sun would be too expensive for the taxpayer.

Maybe we should deport it to Alpha Centauri instead.

I uploaded this using Voyager. I wonder what’s happening because sometimes I can’t open other people’s videos as well. But in my client, everything works.

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I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Do you understand that?

My life is ruined. :(

The only thing I miss about Windows is that exact downloading information. XP also had a very nice one. GNOME is nice, but man, I liked that animation.

Cool. Not a shitpost.

“On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that.”

You’re a genius, man.

Large General Binocular Telescope

I really just want to dump my opinion: I think Last of Us is overrated as hell. I mean the story is okay, but compared to anything that’s on TV, it would be average at best. The gameplay consists of clunky third-person shooter gameplay and walking around and pressing a button to pick up some trash. The second game is even worse about this because the only saving grace, the good story, is gone and has been nuked from high orbit and replaced by some sort of college teen melodrama. The game is ridiculously padded out by even more of the “click the button to open a shelf” sections. I mean the combat has been significantly improved in contrast to the second game but what’s there is so far and few between compared to everything else it may as well just be gone.

Thank you for listening to my useless TED Talk.

I’m in the EU. I can go to university and still live above poverty. Communist pigs, how could they do this to me?