Yup I’ve made it my goal at work to see how long I can drag things out, my favorite is when things drag on so long it ends up getting canceled. My team spends a lot of time with nothing to do but its remote work so I know they don’t mind.

My company underpays all of us by a lot so I figure this makes us even.

The big beautiful obituary will be a great day.

You can dig a tunnel that is at least 6ft down and 100ft long that leads into your home at one end and up to a narrow opening on the surface on the otherside. Then add a fan that blows air from the tunnel into the home. This will function as a natural AC unit. It is a lot of work to accomplish but can cheaply cool a home as long as its maintained.

The science behind it is that the temperature under the earth past 6ft is around 55 - 65 degrees Fahrenheit depending on your region of the world. The fan will then draw the air through the tunnel where its cooled and pushed into the home. The tunnel doesn’t have to be that big just like 2ft in diameter. Though mold can grow here so you would want to use a material that is resistant like a smooth walled plastic pipe for your tunnel.

All jobs require someone to use their body in order for them to make money, I would much rather show my body for money than to do physical labor for money.

An employee was upset that his employer wasn’t paying him enough to live so he decided to light the employer’s warehouse on fire.