Blue Prince just came out a week ish ago and it’s fantastic. It’s a puzzle/clue game with lore and a charming aesthetic. Controls are simple, wasd and left click and sometimes E. It’s addictive, but can be a slow burn if you don’t get engaged right away.

03.04 2025?

Uhh, I think you mean clearcoat goblins did this. Obviously. Don’t be ridiculous.

Hmm, 8 hours until I have to go to work? Better start pacing now…

Are we in the blast zone of the nuke?

While this is vile in its own right, what’s up with the lil zigzaggy between the fingers in lower right? I suppose what’s up with everything, but I’ve accepted the pure lunacy, now I’m just curious about the little detail.

I think you’re trying to spell peasant

Sure, if you think you can just pick up a stylus and create cursed art so horrible you get paid to stop, who am I to stand in your way? Do you take Zimbabwean dollars?

No. First you must create unholy abominations and crimes against eyes, then I’ll pay/beg you to stop

Feel like I want to commission them to stop. 100$ to fuck off

Why

Who knew the heart is a penis? Blessed be

Fucking FDA and big Pharma having a stranglehold on vitamins, exercise and su-…and …sunshine…

So you’re saying, once you lose your advantage you gain a disadvantage? This the kind of religious propaganda that put Atreides on the throne

Cheri Cheri lady, living in devotion!

It’s just the one dude who’s been walking around naked at home, and now he’s mad he has to put on pants. Which resonates with me, tbh

Actually He started with lead. All life comes from lead. Praise the lead. It’s not lead poisoning, it’s lead salvation! Also Led Zeppelin is Christian rock and spreading the gospel.

Nice try trying to make me fold queen jack on the turn

Okay Mark Watney, let’s see you try!

You try growing avocados in the mountains