Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Do you have candles burning on it?

Source please to show they don’t.

It wasn’t unplugged, but Sid Vicious used his bass as a bat against Brian Faltin in Texas.

Puke on the singers shoes

Poor Italians are turning in their graves.

Wait until you hear about pineapple on pizza. Pineapple!

User name checks out for such a confused statement.

We were so poor, we use to get grandad around to decorate our Christmas tree by sneezing snot onto it.

“Bit more on this side, grandad!”

We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o’clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

Reminds me of that Oats Studio short on god

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1_HfhtB5eo&t=193s&pp=2AHBAZACAQ%3D%3D

Sparrows. China killed them all then freaked when locust are all the crops. Millions died from famine. They had to import and reintroduce sparrows.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign

Aren’t left handed threads used when there is torque or rotation that would cause nuts on right handed threads to loosen?

You’re saying he stepped down because of this, yet others are saying nothing happened?

The social credit score system is pretty effective at ensuring everyone says they like Xi.

Happiness is mandatory.

Or the Australian version “Matebook”, full with Aussies.

Mate.

Gordon fucken Gecko become a mascot for the right.

Free Kool-Aid, get yours here!

And vulture hedge funds.

Read up on the shit people like Eric Hermann has done buying up debt from distressed countries, then siphoning off their aid money to cover those debts. Zero humanity.

This. They were the first thing I thought of when thinking of useless.

I have ad-blockers to filter out crap. Now I need influence-blockers.