Nice try. Storm Troopers can’t hit anything.

This is one of many reasons the perfect eye argument by creationists is utter bullshit.

Declare peace and get a free hat!

Those aren’t things he collected! They’re merch! He’s got multiple of each item. It’s a griftshop not a collection.

And so is closing your eyes or getting up to go to the toilet.

I’m gonna say a squirrel or cat or something too. It’s far more likely than an Amazon guy with a fully packed delivery schedule taking time out of his day to mess with your grass for some reason.

And I don’t think that’s a boot print. I don’t see any crushed or bent grass.

That’s true, but you’re spouting the usual climate change denialist argument.

They said “our planet is currently the coolest”, not your local temperature.

It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.

Just how conservatives like it.

A “copyright liability”?

Another reason we need to overhaul patent/copyright law.