Why does reading this give me flashbacks to Earl in Big Guy and Rusty?

The original image makes me inclined to think it was originally a “lot lizards” joke

And that’s fine, some people like canned static. I happen to like deep fried bull testicles

Crt TV static in a can

According to Valve itself Half Life 3 doesn’t exist because they are out of ideas, Valve has always been a clan of tech wizards rather than writers

American biscuits, closest you have are scones iirc

It rotates, currently a lot of filk (Space Asshole and Pushing the Speed of Light are favorites) last month I was listenig to Aviators(Can You Hear It?, Stay Dead) The Birthday Massacre(Kill the Lights, Divide), E.M.M.P. (any of their tzeentch tracks and This Quiet Offends Slannesh) but if you just want to get absolutely torched and just vibe? Stone Rebel, albums of just pure vibe.

We don’t know the first God, Trees are just as likely for instance l, they’re nigh immortal, feed your family, and provides shelter

There’s also evidence that White Jesus originated as a Borgia pope, it’s not nearly that cut and dry

Same, I walked into a vacuum cleaner about 30 minutes ago

Hulking hurler warhulk probably

Canopus fans in Battletech bother for the same reason. Any criticism about the factions blatant sexism is itself treated as sexism.

My grandfather and grandmother cared about each other enough he married her. Resulting in his family disowning him because she was white.

I am stealing that mmand name for tabletop

MUSTA-KRAKISH

Oh god I already feel claustrophobic knowing everything in that tiny space would be made for people half a foot shorter than me, it’d be living in that fucking RV all over again

It’s almost like we have a distinct dialect og English, wow imagine that a country with a slightly different culture from yours

Maple is good, but sometimes I want my butter flavored brown goop on my plain egg and bread French toast because that’s one of the two childhood comfort foods I crave to this day

That man has a ship and cannons, he does whatever the fuck he wants

Fuck that we broke away centuries ago.