TheYojimbo

Basically she says she wants to try a recipe cauliflower banana, yelling a lot of random nonsense, taste raw cauliflower, spits, gets a new manicure (hence the banana hand), cooks cauliflower in the microwave, it’s okay but she wouldn’t do it again, farts into the sky.

Chokbar

Bitch whaat ?

Yeah same energy as the love for landlords one

Au moins nous on sait comment s’amuser

That’s just a deviljho

I mean one could argue that stillborn haven’t really drank water so both stats are kinda wrong imo…

Some people wear full body pajamas.

I’m not an expert but I believe that everyone needs different intakes, depending on metabolism and activity, but if you go lower you lose weight. I went through a diet where the only thing I did was count the calories, and it worked really well.

I mean they said every other day, if one day they get 200 and the next they get 5000 they ain’t losing weight…

As long as your dad is half woman math still checks up anyway

Just have to be a woman I guess

If you put all the stock photos together it tells a whole story, the girls end together and the guy ends not well if I remember correctly

C’est bien ce que je pensais, même si tétine je vois à peu près mais stérilet c’est chelou quand même

L’avertissement en français, ça dit “un stérilet non circoncis” puis “les tétines dont le prépuce est intact”. Je voulais savoir si c’était un Google trad claqué au sol de wiener ou si c’est des expressions locales que je connais pas

Un stérilet ? Une tétine ?

Je vais te monter en l’air tu vas voir si je communique pas c’est peut être non verbal mais le message va passer t’inquiètes

(Jk sorry)

Thanks to you that apple is a Nazi now

/s just in case

No

CON NICHON AAAAAH