I do my best but I’m not that creative.

Every once in a while my two brain cells will bounce together and come up with something half assed.

You’d be surprised at how similar they are. There’s even a term for it called ya’llternative.

Goth chicks like country boys for some reason.

they sound recorded better than live

That’s like 90% of all musicians though.

Honestly don’t understand the hate ffdp gets.

If someone could clue me in that’d be nice cause like I genuinely like a lot of their original songs as well as the remakes.

First though is lockpicks

Meanwhile I was thinking it was shredding bacon…

Yeah because even doing what you love is hell when you don’t make enough money to thrive or don’t have enough time to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

There’s a reason it’s an opaque cup 😉

For real. I hope those who can, evacuate, and those who can’t, find safety.

Oh yeah I’m making jokes but I can only imagine what these people are about to go through.

My father was in NC when Helene hit and almost died as the road he was on collapsed down the mountain. That’s 3 whole ass states away from the hurricane landing and it still did that much damage. Milton is gonna seriously fuck people up.

That’s like…all memes? Someone makes a joke and the internet repeats it ad nauseum.

I mean look at lemmy and the beans or jeans or beams. An already dumb joke recycled endlessly.

I mean it’s the same vein as

Gets a tattoo

Card declines

Tattoo artist pulls out a cheese grater

The only reason people think this is unfunny is because of the rape aspect which, while I understand most people see as not cool, doesn’t instantly mean it’s not funny.

You can hate both.

Was raped as a child. Still fucking laughed because I’m not a loser stick in the mud.

Also attempted suicide and love suicide jokes.

Keep your virtue signaling outside of shitposting zones.

It’s a fuckin shitposting community what the fuck do you people expect?

“He had a bad attitude so I ignored all his valid complaints and now the place is ruined and it’s his fault”

Bro stfu.

“This carpet that was stained when you moved in wasn’t stained before you moved in so I’m keeping your $300 deposit”

Fuck outta here.

The best example of this is Disney.

I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.

Me with both