Not having the coordination to use both feet and both hands independently of each other is what’s for noobs

Laughs in knowing how much clutch pressure to apply to start your car uphill without grating cheese

This guy sticks (☞⌐■_■)☞

Nah, dude/dudette, I’m done churning butter. If you have to change gear every two seconds because the bellend infront of you couldn’t navigate a straight road it just gets annoying.

Also handbrake start at a hill is for amateurs who don’t know their transmission (⌐■_■) yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Obviously A

starts world war 3

Last time at the indian restaurant I specifically stated I want the (true) spicy variant.

Food was barely eatable.

Next time I’ll return it if they give me the bland version again.

This is gold!!! :D

my grandparents

you […] son of a bitch

Did you know…

I recently started focusing a bit more on CRPG games, so this stuff is fairly new to me.

I can’t remember how often I tried to walk somewhere with my character mid-fight, only to be beaten to a pulp, because I forgot attacks of opportunity.

It more than once made me laugh at my stupidity, I absolutely love it

So, Blackarch then? /jk

Me at parties with strangers

I will still eat your snacks, but please don’t talk to me

#Vivaldi gang

Edit: okay, how do tags work here anyway?

Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Special.

Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, ding-dong m’kay

In case you didn’t know: combustion engines don’t run on electricity, but that magic dinosaur juice, so your ramblings don’t make sense

That took a second to register. Chapeau good sir

A person of culture, I see

Always has been that way, at least for the loud and hypocritical fraction (they still use tons of proprietary stuff, they just don’t talk about it)

I pity the sane supporters of privacy and open software that don’t treat it like a cult, getting thrown into the same pot as those clowns

This “holier than thou”-rhethoric and superiority complex really starts to get annoying.

Feel free to donate your car, TV, PC, smartphone and kitchen appliances or turn them in to the nearest recycling center, because their schematics aren’t freely available as well.

This also spares you the need to wipe the chips of every commercially available electronic, because the microcode of those chips is not FOSS.

Also the Cisco infrastructure that acts as nodes for the web aren’t FOSS, so please refrain from further use of the Internet.

After that you can claim to be the literal Jesus Christ that saved the world from evil software

Sometimes those extreme privacy preachers remind me of doomsday preppers.

I too reduced my data finger print, started using uBlock, thought more often if the data in a registration form is really needed for the service they provide (and didn’t register when in doubt), and so on…

I don’t have Facebook, WhatsApp, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter (anymore), the only things I have are Reddit, Lemmy and Mastodon.

Still I don’t inspect every bit going through my network with Wireshark and PiHole to see, if some packet sent while watching a movie may contain personal data. At some point you gotta live a little instead of full-time fear mongering, doomsday preaching for the tech apocalypse.

I have reduced my digital fingerprints by a large margin with common sense, I don’t need a 100% privacy speedrun, what counts is that you do something. And the effects show, especially in the form of less spam and recommendations for items you’ll never need.

Google knows which topics I search for, big whoop, wouldn’t be much of a search engine otherwise.