because we don’t get enough social interaction and we’re desperate to at least have some people read a thing we said online, and ideally actually reply to it

being standard isn’t an excuse, it makes it even more egregious.

i wish agents would at least try to not be insufferable about it, tell me “yeah i know, that’s the way it is” or something so i don’t feel like i’m trying to communicate with some sort of advanced fungus colony…

there are 2 solid low-cost mobile carriers here in sweden, and i literally do this with them. Just hop back and forth every 4 months and you get some sort of deal every single time.

It’s profoundly stupid and makes me hate modern society just that little bit more.

i have a much more expedient method called “stick a very long hygrometer into the dirt every hundred meters in a grid, and move towards increasing moisture”

Give hitler me give eat hitler me eat hitler give me eat hitler give me you

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics

i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a “model” resort with smol steam train-styled trams, which are fully functional and the whole thing just actually being a quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.

The mad part is that the old-timey cozy vibe is enforced by contract, everything is themed and you must dress accordingly and avoid obvious use of modern stuff while in public. Cars are verboten, as are e-bikes and scooters.

uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.

lamarr, get out of there!

unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one

obviusly

i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳

it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.

not until i shove my legs into soil

i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience.

reverse clark kent

at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place

cooked, right?

right?

“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”