i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a “model” resort with smol steam train-styled trams, which are fully functional and the whole thing just actually being a quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.

The mad part is that the old-timey cozy vibe is enforced by contract, everything is themed and you must dress accordingly and avoid obvious use of modern stuff while in public. Cars are verboten, as are e-bikes and scooters.

uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.

lamarr, get out of there!

unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one

obviusly

i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳

it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.

not until i shove my legs into soil

i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience.

reverse clark kent

at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place

cooked, right?

right?

“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”

that’s a confident assertion with 0 evidence

Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.

i hope that helps

many places do similar things to regular beef, special atmosphere in the packaging and injecting the meat with stuff that makes it redder and/or keeps the colour for longer.

all of these is because modern english went to shit and we should all go back to middle english and actually pronounce those letters. All the other germanic languages pronounce those letters, why must english be all weird and special?

except they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die

this kind of thinking literally kills people, you’re not doing good, you’re a reckless driver.

The speed limit is the speed LIMIT, it’s not a fucking suggestion, and in most cases the speed limit is too high.

but also like… genitals are often featured in older art, finding them ugly is a very modern thing.

Look at all the old statues, they’ve got tits and dick out all over the place, iirc the greeks specifically considered small dicks more appealing!

i think you might want to talk to a therapist