Just had the biggest brain fart ever when misreading the title and thinking there was a female counterpart to Post Malone who is currently in a legal battle.

What are those headlines?

The only guy who knew how to maintain the pipes probably died invading a peaceful country.

I wasn’t making a joke. They didn’t wear their seat belts…

And the girl didn’t die ifaik.

They didn’t wear seat belts

My first thought was Latin America but according to the patch it’s Israel.

Sometimes I dream about a spherical pasta with riffles inside and one opening. With the size about 1 - 2 cm, they should be able to suck up and contain the maximum amount of sauce.

I’m afraid it would have to be 3d printed since the shape doesn’t allow for an easy production like spaghetti, macaroni or fusilli.

Also check out “su filindeu”

Great news if you hate people who go on cruises AND whales 👍

Is that Jack Nicholson?

Isn’t there a gland?

The certainly don’t care about you.

Since yesterday I’ve been wondering:

If NATO declares that Ukraine joins after the war, wouldn’t that mean for Putin that he can’t sell a peace deal to his people?

As soon as they start to use the official app, they will delete their account and switch to lemmy.

Support the invader

Get arrested

Claim you are just a peaceful communist

Pretend to be the victim and call for a more democratic treatment