Magic Omnibus is my favorite song by The Who.

“When I buy AI services, I only buy them from 6 day old anonymous Lemmy accounts. It’s just best business practices.”

–Google Gemini, probably

Don’t worry! Once the newly poured concrete has cured, they’re going to cover it in gold tin foil and it’ll be fabulous.

Shit’s so bad over here, I just run around making assumptions. My bad.

The rise of the American Taliban is beginning.

If you have a good credit union, you should be able to set up an extra account and you only use that account to pay these extortion bills. Electronically transfer funds in from your main account, and never give anyone access to your primary.

“It’s time to get back to our roots around free expression.”

–Marky Mark

Same as Florida… but for different reasons.

Not all heroes wear capes.

That sounds cool. Do you have a link where I could check it out, bot?

What’s Lemmy?

He’s not ignorant, he’s a demagogue performing for his ignorant base.

Stop telling me what to do, Mom!