“Bro watch this”

[everyone in the room dies horribly over the course of several days]

He became less racist later in life, but didn’t, to my knowledge, express remorse for his previous racism.

No, we can excuse lack of refinement in talent, but not racism.

I love Lovecraft’s work, but fuck is he incredibly racist.

A-one, a two-hoo…!

[CRUNCH]

“The raven is bringing you an abortion!” - countries with women’s rights and universal healthcare

Here in the US, we have to pay for that raven to make a visit, smh.

“Like all Greeks, I know everything.”

Is Greenland hiding something?

Joke’s on you, I gave up long ago!

What’s ‘offline’?

“No new models, but if you have a lifetime warranty we can help!”

There’s one I haven’t heard in a while.

Ah, that brings me back!

No, Marx advocated for action to bring about a socialist state. Marx advocated for a variety of solutions, including violence when necessary, but also general strikes, reform, and negotiation. Marx wasn’t particularly married to any single way of overthrowing previous capitalist societies - he simply knew he wouldn’t be a easy journey.

“Marxism” 😀

“-Leninism” 😬

You’re doing God’s work - an Appalachian

YEE-HAW, I’m the FASTEST BOW IN THESE HERE WOODS

American accents sound too ‘modern’ because American English wasn’t a thing until the Medieval period had long passed, and most fantasy is medieval or medieval-adjacent.

I’m all for broadening the use, though. I love that the Witcher games gave Geralt and the other Witchers of the School of the Wolf American accents, though. And Dragon Age (back when it was good) giving the dwarves American accents.

Then at least they have the choice.

What’s “Fuck the time of day, I’m having fries and ketchup for breakfast” count as

THIS SKELETON IS SKILLED INDEED