I think theyre referring to the Texas government.

Im slightly hearing impaired. I can get by but it makes it way easier to understand what people are saying if I pay attention to their mouth.

Maybe OP is too and doesnt realize it yet.

There isnt a source because parents didnt do that. Its rose tinted glasses.

I thought that was a pair of panties for a second and I was very concerned.

Are you complaining a meme is low effort in a LITERAL SHITPOSTING COMMUNITY YOU FUCKING MORON?

This is the kind of meme my 45 year old friend sends me.

Why tf this cream look like a Ben’s rice packet?

Little guy would of made it if he had just shot his web straight up and attached himself to the sun.

I hate to break it to you but most people outside of America do not differentiate that much between what state you come from.

Its got English and French my French bro.

You were referencing the warning on this toothpaste which is in Canada.

We have Kinder Surprise in Canada. Youre thinking of the US.

You mean the ouchie fairies that visit my mouth when I brush too hard?

Dont worry. The Brits are dumb as fuck too.

The fuck does this word salad mean?

I got mine on the side of the road. Sanded it down and painted it up.

I love it. Bread goes in. Stays fresh.

An awl? Am I missing something?

You ever get fiberglass in your skin? Shit sucks.

Id bet my left nut this came from Facebook.

Which part is your favourite? The ads every few posts, the lack of meaningful discussion, or the constant barrage of notifications with no purpose?