Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here With a Boner

The Doors – Touch Me With a Boner

Dexys Midnight Runners – Come On Eileen With a Boner

Chicken Grease Salt

For anyone curious, it’s illegal in the US too, and you can threaten to report them to the FTC for violation of the CAN-SPAM act.

I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

It’s appropriate that they all be slightly wrong, though. Virginia extends slightly west of West Virginia, so West Virginia should really be North Virginia. To use the same naming convention means to carry similar errors.