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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • “Dude, your let’s been completely severed. I think we need to cauterize it or something.”

    “What? You don’t know what you’re doing!”

    “Its that or we rub some dirt in it and you ‘walk it off like a man’ or something”

    “Well if we do the second one, I’ll either bleed out anyway or die of infection. But burning my leg is going to cause a whole bunch of damage, and I still might get an infection. So, neither. I’m not picking either. It’s fix my leg or nothing for me.”












  • I think its that all sports are ultimately inconsequential entertainment people get way too serious about.

    Unlike war profiteering, which is a very important contribution.

    People should be proud of how many children the can kill directly and indirectly through military action, proxy wars, and allocation of lifesaving funds to the military industrial complex.