“Dude, your let’s been completely severed. I think we need to cauterize it or something.”
“What? You don’t know what you’re doing!”
“Its that or we rub some dirt in it and you ‘walk it off like a man’ or something”
“Well if we do the second one, I’ll either bleed out anyway or die of infection. But burning my leg is going to cause a whole bunch of damage, and I still might get an infection. So, neither. I’m not picking either. It’s fix my leg or nothing for me.”





I mean, he never specified who, so it sounds like it’s open season on billionaires