Great job if you can get it!

Grubbing up hedges sounds like a British euphemism.

You should hear the screams it makes as it keeps trying to break out of the windows…

Also, KISS is enjoyable to listen to. I’m not putting on headphones, taking my choice of medication, and having a transcendental experience.

I’m Shouting Out Loud. I’m Lickin’ It Up. I’m Rock n’ Rolling All Nite (and Partying Every Day). I’m Detriot Rock City…ing.

And that message is “Don’t ever buy from Ubisoft ever again”

Where I’m from the legal infraction is that the right side wheels are more than half a meter from the curb (I learned this from the ticket I got for parking on the wrong side of the street)

It that a threat?

Especially for younger people, proper firearm training is as much about proper technical care as it is proper usage, but I think the key hidden element is, ironically, normalizing guns.

In the West, guns are fucking cool. You know what’s not cool? Anything you learned about in middle school.

Wait until you hear about Coca-Cola

And do buried children still have their teeth?

Do you want to go check?

“New study finds ‘Trickle Down Economics’ has not trickled down in any way over the last 30 40 50 years”

Yes, except “hire enough people”. You can’t staff enough to cover 4 out of 8 employees off from a combination of sick, bereavement, and vacation.

It happens. All you can do is prioritize tasks, make it work the best you can with the resources you have, and manage expectations.

If the work can’t be rescheduled, and isn’t worth paying someone OT to cover, well, then, it’s not worth doing.

Demos, people! Demos!

It should be, but vampires are alluring which belies their evil. That’s the cautionary part of the fiction.

Is Bezos a soulless ghoul cannibalizing the festering, necrotic wound of poverty which he grows larger every day? Yes, and in no way can that be conflated to being sexy.

To be fair, the killing isn’t the point; they’re the product. Its just that profit is God, so killing in its name is justified.

Killing poors for the joy of it? That’s just an evil bonus.

Ghoul is the only really good one in the list. Its a generic feind thats in no way cool.

Rogues and vampires are cool.

Sycophant is good when someone’s being a sycophant. But you can be independently ghoulish.

It’s probably fine to reuse it for a few days

My dude, hardly anyone uses a new towel every day. Its much more than “probably” fine. Its perfectly fine.

Is affluence the cause of germophobia because their parents convinced them frivolous luxury was actually important for staying healthy?

Don’t get me wrong, enjoy your fresh towels! That’s nice. That’s a luxury. Luxuries are nice. But don’t fool yourself into believing that you’re any healthier for not using the same towels twice.

Wow, I expected this from the US, Canada, or the UK.

I thought having clear rules for an efficient society was Germany’s whole thing.

If there’s right wing and/or established American indoctrination to parrot, he sings like a little bird.

Yeah, right?

You stir it every couple minutes and once it doesn’t feel stiff anymore you start trying a piece with every stir.

Al dente literally means “to the tooth”. How does it feel to your teeth?

Timers are for things that take more than 15 or can’t/shouldn’t be disturbed while cooking.