No, it’s one sinking ship. Two captains alternate command. One side cordons off the holes with a velvet rope, the other is drilling holes to collect on the insurance money.

They both have insurance policies out on the boat.

So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you’re out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar… every 24 minutes.

The kid on the left? Fair enough.

I’d like to workshop how to make it more alluring and dangerous.

I’m guessing the windex acts upon the leather

Oh shit, they’re on Autism :3 now? What happened with Autism :2? I completely missed it.

Even if it wasn’t different media.

“Look guys! Here’s Aladdin in a dark alley in the evening and then later he’s in the open air in broad daylight and the fucking cartoonists colored his skin lighter!”

We were playing a game and my players wanted to release a bunch of bees into the airducts to clear out a public space and I asked where they would get a bunch of bees; you’d need some sort of special contact or something. One of my players pulled out his phone, and sure enough we could just buy bees that day on Amazon. Now any seemingly contrived plot is met with “we can just buy bees on the internet today”

“Look at this mess I inherited from the Democrats!”

I cannot stress how deeply I want the first part to happen and how deeply I want the second part not to happen.

And so many people say its so much like 1 & 2.

I love Fallout 1 & 2. I cannot get behind New Vegas. I’ve played through the whole thing, and I’ve tried revisiting it a few times and I just don’t get the praise its given.

Fallout 3 and New Vegas both aren’t 1 & 2, but I prefer 3 over New Vegas.

They’re named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you’ve got to worry about.

“And its still the utmost tragedy that he was so mercilessly slaughtered.”

“And the US soldiers and civilians in Iran that have been killed since the illegal war actually started?”

“Ehh, these things happen.”

Why isn’t GenZ participating in our accelerated hellscape?

But what part is inaccurate? Its easy if you know how to do it and daunting if you don’t.

More like installing a subcutaneous implant

“It’s easy, man. You just need to inject this needle under your skin. What do you mean you’re uncomfortable doing that? Anybody can do it. And if you don’t like it, you can just use the same needle to pull the pill back out and you’ll be back where you started, no harm done. Now, there’s about 48 different pills you can choose from that vary in performance and legitimacy. I use Grafff (yes, with 3 Fs, two Fs is the legacy version), but you could start with NBOSC or RBOSC or LBOSC. But you could also try Flan or Yellow Welly. You could try Trim, but it takes some getting used to not having eyes. Honestly, its not that bad though. Anyway, once you have QBOSC (I mentioned QBOSC, right? It meant replace RBOSC but they split and are just two different things now) you’ll need to find this thing called DaemonFlare to make your legs work so you can play games and stuff. The whole thing should take like 20 minutes… or 9 days to work out the issues”

What’s worse is when you expect it, so you wait a second, and it still hasn’t loaded, so you click and the instant you click it shifts to an ad.

Depends how they die.

Ironically, fear will keep them in line

Punitive damages: up to 5x losses

So zero?

You can buy my effort or you can buy my time.