You must be thinking about the people telling you how bad it will be in one breath and trying to sell you ivermectin in the next

You need better YouTube subs, cuz all of mine that are talking about it are saying how much of a non-issue it is

Do tell, I’m gushing it hear some right now…

I figured it out

Oompah loompah, doopity doo,
Someones got a bullet for you.
Oompah loompah, doopity dirt,
Get ready for your neck to squirt.
What would you do if you were a right wing chode?
Get killed by a fan giving you a load

There are a lot of shitty people (republicans and racists ime, but that venn diagram is basically a circle) that hide their shitty opinions behind “jokes” that aren’t jokes until someone calls them on their shit. That’s why you’ll hear them say inflammatory things then back off the “it’s just a joke, calm down” and/or try to give you shit about not being able to handle edgy/dark humor. Think the “comedy is legal” crowd.

Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn’t make them dark humor.

See, that doesn’t matter. The “dark humor” aspect is irrelevant, it’s just another excuse to hide behind.

You have to remember,words don’t mean anything to these people, they’re just a rhetorical trick to win the argument.

Ompah loompah, doopity dirt; When you’re wrong about gun violence, someone will make you squirt

That’s the best I’ve got so far, but it doesn’t flow with the rhythm

He died doing what he loved, being wrong about about gun violence.

That pussy put her through law school. I cracked the books and and put in the grool to get where she is now!

Their bruised ego for one, how else could a woman attain what they absolutely never will?

I just dissociate for long periods of time, makes it look like I’m well adjusted so people stop asking me questions

I’ve had exactly one prescription done at CVS (because I could get my med for like 60% of the cost there) because they managed to be out of stock on my med on month two. Immediately switched back and haven’t had a problem

Does it count if you’re running into a vehicle side mirror instead of a doorframe?

You call it degeneracy, we call it a Monday

I only get 1 min either way

It’s all ogre now

He said Melania had the glow of an expectant widow. You know, because trump is an octogenarian, and Melania is younger than Kimmel.

I bet he thinks ice cream is correlated with the violent crime too

Not for long, weaponized incompetence will solve many problems.

Huh… I assumed from the shitty date format you were from burgerland, but it’s hard to tell when the day is below 13.

ISO 8601 is objectively the best date format.

The closest I’ve gotten is pushing on my taint when I’m close to enhance the feeling as I bust.