I bet he thinks ice cream is correlated with the violent crime too

Not for long, weaponized incompetence will solve many problems.

Huh… I assumed from the shitty date format you were from burgerland, but it’s hard to tell when the day is below 13.

ISO 8601 is objectively the best date format.

The closest I’ve gotten is pushing on my taint when I’m close to enhance the feeling as I bust.

Zigbee bulbs, third reality and sengeled (sp?) are most of what I have attached to my home assistant. Stay away from the WiFi shit tho

I just started writing up invoices for my side hustle and quoting prices to fix their shit.

I do that for a day job, so I have no interest in working more for free. Putting a price tag on the help definitely helped cut down how much bullshit they tried to get me to do

The app on your phone is likely data mining you

“low of 37%”

What’s that, like 1-2% lower than before? He’s basically on the floor of his approval rating, not sure his brainless followers will ever actually abandon president WarPedo

Shit like this is why I refuse to buy new cars. That and they lose half their value upon taking it home.

You don’t know what other kinks they have. There could easily be cuck or paypig or hotwife aspects involved that explain the wording.

Maybe it’s because I’m poly and have a wide circle of kinky and poly friends that this doesn’t seem even remotely implausible.

It could also just be that your parents are polyamorous and don’t know how to have that conversation with you. I have friends who have lots of short and long term partners that aren’t in the business world at all, they’re just poly. And honestly, poly is nice cuz you can get your needs met even if your primary partner isn’t into that.

Those that get it done for medical reasons being called mutilation would be offensive.

Right, because they weren’t mutilated, they had to have a procedure done for a medical reason.

Any non-medically necessary surgery to a child’s genitals is mutilation. They have no way to consent, and anything short of a medical necessity is the parent making massive changes to their child’s life based on their preferences. To make the point crystal clear:

• If I have a kid and the arm ends up gangrenous, we would remove it as it would be medically necessary for the child’s well-being
• If I have a kid and think it’s cool to have one arm, I would be trying to mutilate my child by removing it for no reason

How is performing a medically unnecessary surgery on a child’s genitals not mutilation? Again, you’re changing their body surgically without their consent for no reason aside from ignorant beliefs.

Thankfully I’m not breaking anything, Benjamin

Yes, that would be correct. I’m in a poly throuple, so I also have partners outside of my relationship.

Yeah, it really depends on the person. I’m fairly average, but one of my partners struggles to go down super far just because of a small mouth/gag reflex. My wife on the other hand will bury it to the hilt like she’s trying to hold Excalibur

What would you call 10,000 km? Sometimes you let the original unit for a reason.

Nothing ever happens, everything is made up

Also, 90% of the time, a@b.com works.

I’m always amused how often fuck@you.com works

If like old/ medieval shit, look into your local SCA. It’s the Society for Creative Anachronism, and at least in my area, it’s full of all sorts of neurospicy people that are fun to hang out with and learn new skills from.

No, that would be a marked improvement over the reality