With a feeling so pure!

You forgot the /s. I hope.

Well that’s what he’s saying, it’s not immediate.

Probably not Finland or some other European countries. As long as it’s not sexual.

I’m 5’15, and I also like irresescent elephants.

A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that’s what he actually wanted

Did you steal this from my grandma’s Facebook page?

Is deluge no good? That’s what I use.

You would do absolutely nothing if this happened to you.

Are you still considering it, or did you do it yet?

Too late, now there’s a rabbit in her hole

If it’s not raining/snowing etc. then it’s actually safer and better.

I always wish it was easy to “hyperlink” parts of my sentence. So that they could hover over it and see my explanation for that part. But alas, that would be too much work.

Centepides actually only have 6 legs. You can see the six real legs if you look closely at a picture. The other “legs” work like legs, but are not actually legs.

Man I combined hot dog in my head as “hog” and was very confused as to how they tracked all those hot dogs.

Then they’d just get two jobs at the same company, and get two salaries or some other loophole the lawmakers planned for the whole time.

My niece once sniffed my grandpa’s feet and said “so good”

Command hooks never fail!

I’m not even a kid you doofus! So I will not remember that.

Luckily I was autistic enough to not crave the attention.