Black beans could probs turn me vego ngl lol
i fucking hate Origin Energy
Black beans could probs turn me vego ngl lol

The person who backs in is a person who always knows where the exit is
I love beans, this would be a very useful prank if someone did it to me

“Doctor why are you head banging?”
The ‘mini jetlag effect’


I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit
Look ive always wanted to fire a gun though. I went to paintball once and had the best time lol
Cultural tribalism, corporate tribalism, political tribalism - everyone has their flavour
I live in Australia, i’ve never even seen a gun before mate lol
Nazi soldiers high on drugs going through psychosis while unloading a machine gun into a tree at night

People will always be judged by the actions of thier government. Just listen to how everyone talks to each other online. No matter what you preach, you’ll always be “the west” or “the east”.
The real issue is ******** but you can’t talk about that

The car that didnt see the cone

“Im gonna go headbang outside”
head slams into the ground so hard my eyes bulge out
congratulations