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It’s a smart butt plug okay. It counts as keys, ID and a wallet.

Wallet especially

Almost like at McDonald’s, except its different kind of meat I guess

Strong stuff indeed. I doubt there are many who could handle that ride

Honestly even if I happened to eat a mildly poisonous shroom (which never happened) it would be fine for me personally. There is huge amount of edible mushrooms but we stick to few select safe ones that are hard to mistake.

I have done much worse things to my body with drugs and alcohol poisoning every other day. One instance of light poisoning per year or something like that would be like nothing. Not that it ever happened because I stick to the rules my parents teached me and their parents teached them and so on.

I had food poisoning more times (above zero) than mushroom poisoning.

I wouldn’t dare to pick mushrooms abroad. I wonder if climate change will fuck us one day though.

Never had a problem in middle temperate Europe or heard about anyone who had.

I even pick up these fuckers https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrolepiota_procera though many avoid them because of relative similarities to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides.

It is delicious and like the best nature has to offer here. You coat it in breadcrumbs and cook in oil on a pan. It tastes better than any steak. However it is a pain in the ass to find and a real treasure.

Every physicist I met was in some way unhinged. One had delusions of grandeur, second couldn’t bare his feet in any circumstances, another one would pause lecture every ten minutes to go into his room from which indescribable sounds would come.

It’s probably the unbearable awareness of vastness of space that does a number on you. I wonder if they have any pills for that

Do you eat at work?

Talk to him till he is still young and malleable. People sometimes transform into the worst and if that happens only thing I can do is walk away with regret I didn’t nudge them before

I hate when people manipulate me so obviously. I feel insulted. It’s like intellectual groping

Cmon don’t ruin it, I bet someone will skip their pool today

There are molecules of human shit in every pool and they get into your mouth. The density is just not enough to feel the taste or become ill

That old guy swimming in front of you probably forgot to wipe or wash his ass so the density is getting close to detectable sometimes

As they say the dose makes the poison. See ya at the pool

I have way too much microplastics to be good for environment. Plants would just die form all the heavy metals too

What if I forget to put on my presentable personality??

At this point the only thing I care about are hordes of m1 abramses if putin crosses the border. I don’t have any other expectations or hopes.

Trump was somewhat ironically right about paying for it. Because if that’s the only thing that America can offer to the world then better name a price for your single trick.

Keep coping but you are incredibly small minority and any sane person just laughs at you so you hide in some niche web communities like hexbear and yet you are still defederated from en masse

There’s a sign there ‚hidden’ to reevaluate your life. If there’s smell everywhere you go…

Have you ever considered that maybe… you are wrong? That maybe your idols Marx and Lenin weren’t such visionary geniuses?

Wow, for some reason tho you tankies are on the margins of society. You have to hide in some small holes like rats because no one takes you seriously or bans you.

And yet you claim that we are the ones hiding and protecting our fragile views…

No. We just want to skip the second hand embarrassment when we see your content.

Mod abuse… how typical. Is your thirst for power satisfied now?

What would happen if we would all be mods? Did you think about it? You didn’t, did you?

Regardless of who is right you should stop getting worked up over opinions from basement dwelling goblins. It’s the first rule of the internet. It can’t be used healthily otherwise.

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