Nepenthe

Sadly for everyone else stuck married to/being forced to parent such a lovable, humorous spouse, the phrase you’re probably looking for is weaponized incompetence

Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn’t apply here, there’s always someone looking out for our needs

How frustrating would it be right now, to be an alien trying to convince people you’re an alien, but your physical form is that of a fursuit.