My ultimate is charging.

I relate to that ten dollar dude from the Hamilton musical singing „Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton. And there‘s a million things i haven‘t done. But just you wait! Just you waaiiit!“

I stand with Eggman, the only president to PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans

Daj boze!

Didn‘t we have a process to electrically synthesize hydrogen out of water?

I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.

Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶

I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!

Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.

Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?

Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.

Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.

Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!

To think there was a time when IMO Apple could convince people with great products.

(Macintosh SE explodes in the background due to overheating)

Then again i‘ve mostly seen old Apple computers on Youtube.

Don‘t forget the Core Technology Fee they will raise if you do wish to offer your app outside of the app store and you weren‘t qualified for the Apple Developer Enterprise program.

And don‘t forget that in order to be eligible for sideloading you have to have at least one million downloads on the App Store.

And don‘t forget that your app still has to go through the App Review process so you have exactly no additional freedom if you live in the european economical area.

I sure hope the EU keeps kicking Apples ass. I love iOS but i hate the lack of freedom.

Btw, does anyone know whether visionOS even supports sideloading in the EEA.

Bee trans Arthur pulls that hairstyle off much better

Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?

Apple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.”

Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)

YOU CAN’T SAY THE B WORD, THAT’S CLASSIST!

(throws grandma out of the bus)

Mrs. Prager, i’ve done it. I’ve stopped classism!

chroot! chroot! chroot!

1. People have enough RAM.
2. Developers see people getting more RAM.
3. Developers allow their software to use more RAM (either by doing more cool stuff or optimizing less stuff).
4. People have little RAM.
5. People buy more RAM.
6. goto 1;

This also applies to CPU and GPU.

If everything is so predetermined, why did Netflix allow me to pick who jumps out of the window in Bandersnatch? They could’ve saved a lot of production costs by just having Stefan jump.