But then you could buy only as many as you can eat! And choose the good-looking ones, or the unloved ones if you’re a kinder person.

Oof, that’s worse than walking in on your parents.

Okay but drink it from the bottle. No spills!

What, no green vegetables?

Nothing made by Mel Brooks is accurate to reality. Except for tangential plot points that add pith to the hilarity and hilarity to the poignancy.

A billionaire could have an odd situation where he would chose to do one of those things, because he knows he’d be able to buy his way out of any consequences.

This needs reposting to Stick Enthusiasts

“revised”

Appreciate the humor but of course razors existed in those days. The cutthroat kind at least.

Since it was important to the director for accuracy, did Margo take the time to grow them out, or might they have used the equivalent of merkins? And if so do such things have a separate name?

You should put water and food at the top of the list because they’re the most quickly fixed as well as the sneakiest.

Sadly, not anymore. They changed the rules over 100 years ago.

And its partner the hemiclitoris…

You realize you can just not choose different veggies for yourself, right? Nobody is stuffing asparagus in your face. Let others fill up on them, so you can have all the yu choi and fennel and parsnips.

Ahoy, Thirsty Aspiring Sword Lesbians!

Once again schools take up the slack as best they can despite lack of funding

Does it smell nice when you drive over it? Does it allow rainwater to percolate? Can your vehicle get sufficient grip and support?

I guess maybe you’re worried it will dislodge the rocks and make the surface uneven? Because otherwise it seems like a non-problem. If you make a point of squashing the tallest bits each time you won’t even have to cut it.

70s moreso

He got a bad case of COVID-19, was in a coma, and is permanently paralyzed. Looks like he’s got a GoFundMe for medical transport from Florida to Texas, where he’d have better support and hopefully be able to do voice work.

This is cheating because 2 of the 3 are invisible