What about poverty-stricken big tiddy goth birbs? According to the tiny words, they’re safe.

summarization, in case you ever need it in a crossword puzzle

Two is enough avocados to share, if someone brought tortilla chips and someone brought salsa

Whose mom, red sweater kid’s? Oh, so it’s his own imaginary friend that he doesn’t get along with. And she’s crying because… her child is insane? Or because he’s mean… Okay.

Did he just banish the green-shirted kid’s blue-shirted imaginary friend?

Ah, I can see this! Gonna try it.

Sauteed sliced fennel would have a similar bite and sweetness, but with that mild licorice aroma and without the onioniness. In a pasta sauce where dried fennel seed would be normal anyway, it seems pretty genius to me. I’m going to pick some up and try it next time I get to the grocery store.

I don’t mind the flavor but I hate that I’m an onion/garlic sweater. For days after eating garlic or most onions, I stink so badly no perfume or deodorant or antiperspirant can control it. As a girl growing up, it was a real problem, and once I was old enough to do my own cooking I started leaving them out, or using sweet onions when they were too important to exclude.

I’m also capsaicin-sensitive, like major ass-bleeding bad, so I minimize spicy peppers and use bell peppers plus black pepper/wasabi/horseradish/ginger for spice. If it’s not my cooking I get “Mild” and do the best I can with it.

People are sardined like this because so little land and money are allocated towards housing them and none for providing essential services there. Then the same people who denied the funding and land permits complain about how difficult it is to keep gangs from running them.

A stale bagel is like granite. When a NYC builder wants to skimp on construction costs, they lay the foundation on a mixture of cement, used coffee cups and stale bagels.

It doesn’t actually say whether he was bobbing up and down on the waves.

Although I suppose the canonical explanation would be, He controls the water so that the part around His feet holds still. Because he’s also known to have calmed the storm.

Remote is great but you might want to polish up your resume while the company is still semi-solvent, since it’s easier to find a new job while you’re still employed.

So wait, you’re one of those people who helped humanity survive?

Thanks a lot.

(That’s both sincere and sarcastic)

Management Team is here for the petty power boost

I would think in most bedrooms they could just walk in (they’re already on tiptoe) and lick. They’re tall enough, I mean.

If you’re sitting in hot bleachers, the cooling effect on your hand or forehead is pretty nice, and you’re gonna drink the drink before it’s warm anyway. Hot is more of a problem unless you’re cold enough to be wearing mittens.

I prefer PWWEEK!

Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.

No he’s over at Wendy’s

Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!