Those people deserve each other

So nobody else has to deal with them

Well yeah, easy for me to say without an expectant fish-seller in front of me and an expectant parent waiting at home.

Within a relationship it’s cool.

Random women is strange but sadly too common

Seems to me that fish-seller is pushing the salt fish. Is there not another kind of substitute fish which might be less expensive? So that she could bring home enough for a proper dinner?

At least take the droop out of it!

Women out there just trying to live their own private lives, with strange men in their wake calling them whores

No, just scrape. And put everything in and run it nightly rather than waste water hand washing the separate items I know I’m going to need first thing in the morning. Empty it while the coffeepot is working. Rinse the filter monthly even if it doesn’t appear to need cleaning.

Corgis (adult) are pretty much one size, but are we talking newborn or year-old baby elephants? At what age does “baby” graduate to “toddler” in a species that stands and walks within an hour of birth?

So, can we get ahold of the cue cards?

Good reverse psychology, Xantusia riversiana gonna be baby’s first word.

Sooooo … Don’t put your dick in it, yeah?

Phil’s not wrong that it’s fucking stupid.

You made my morning. 🏆

If your fish would get busy they could out-reproduce the heron

It’s a long commitment,. They might outlive you, assuming you don’t accidentally kill them.

I appreciate that you didn’t get mad about it. Of course it doesn’t matter here, but I point these things out in case people need to use them correctly in a serious situation.

Mine was raised from the egg of a non wild turtle by someone else who found themselves unable to care for it and asked me to give it a home.

We use the 12 at both ends because there it is sitting at the top of the clock

I think it’s cheating to call it metric if it’s not decimal. Even some of the oldest analog clocks had 24-hour faces, they were just a bitch to read in a watch-size. You still have to do stupid math to figure out duration past the 12 or 24, and even with the 60 minutes/1 hour. Nothing metric or superior about it.

You start counting the hours to the next noon at midnight, duh. That’s why it’s ante-meridian, and the beginning of a new day. If you want to go around calling it 00:30, most people would understand, even in America.