Remote is great but you might want to polish up your resume while the company is still semi-solvent, since it’s easier to find a new job while you’re still employed.

So wait, you’re one of those people who helped humanity survive?

Thanks a lot.

(That’s both sincere and sarcastic)

Management Team is here for the petty power boost

I would think in most bedrooms they could just walk in (they’re already on tiptoe) and lick. They’re tall enough, I mean.

If you’re sitting in hot bleachers, the cooling effect on your hand or forehead is pretty nice, and you’re gonna drink the drink before it’s warm anyway. Hot is more of a problem unless you’re cold enough to be wearing mittens.

I prefer PWWEEK!

Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.

No he’s over at Wendy’s

Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!

God what’s with the weird eye positions on the picture of the bottom?

ACKSHULLY,

The person who breaks it open has their hands full of bat and a blindfold over their eye. Whereas the rest of the jackals children are poised to spring!

So the person who breaks the piñata usually get less, or even nothing.

(Edit: poised, not pissed, and was missing a ~)

It’s a grocery store, I’d rather be able to smell tomatoes and strawberries and rotisserie chicken and bread

Be patient, this too will pass. Those hours last aeons but the years fly by.

Know that for every person sniffing with disapproval at your kids’ worst behavior there’s three thinking, “Oh yeah, I remember how hard that is” or “I’m so glad that’s not me today!”

Pig in clover?

Gametes are haploid, they’re not even potentially human by themselves.

Or, if she did exist but almost nobody heard about her in the 500 years after her death, why would that have happened?

(Not taking a position on her existence, but thinking about Hatshepsut and many women whose accomplishments were ignored, hidden, or credited to men)

Maybe their version of “rule the planet” involved mostly just hanging out in their den and thinking interesting thoughts.

Agreed although apparently use of the meme is now expanded to include anything that sends us back to 1984, so it could mean “that’s an old joke” or “women these days appreciate a big stick, that’s outdated sexism.”

As an old woman, I disagree though. Big sticks should be appreciated in Nature and then left for someone else to enjoy. That’s not sexist. And OP’s comic is new to me. It’s also adorable.

I for one welcome all these Plutoid planets to the planet family.

What’s the downside, we have to make a new mnemonic? Or add a verse to the Blue’s Clues Planet Song? I think we’re capable.

With that untouched surface, you might be able to get a replacement if you still have the receipt. Depends on the store and if you’re polite about it. (You could probably do it by being rude, but I’d hate you.)