… because she’s in bed with you

Nah, if anything the store clerk is envying your dinosaur toys. I know I am.

It’s the Met Gala, they could totally show up with full pit and crotch forestry to make that statement.

You should not have to be ill or have to explain why you need to take a day off. Just have sufficient undesignated PTO to maintain good mental and physical health.

Agreeing about universal healthcare but adding sufficient PTO to go to the Dr.

Please Lord, take him. And his shitty boss. Do what You will with them, but take them.

That’s also an option

No, something like this, (I picked one at random) so easy to upgrade your boring head-down shower. Aim the warm water exactly where you want it, get everyone’s bits nice and clean.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Moen-Attune-Chrome-Handheld-Shower-Head-1-75-GPM-6-6-LPM/5015066185

If you’re doing anything in your bed other than sleeping, you may need to shower and change your sheets more often.

And if you shower and change your sheets more often, you might increase the chances you’ll be doing more in your bed than sleeping.

I will also suggest having a lidded trashcan in the bathroom, and a hand shower.

Heart shapes at the very least!

“Calm down!”

A strong Ukrainian woman!

Those people deserve each other

So nobody else has to deal with them

Well yeah, easy for me to say without an expectant fish-seller in front of me and an expectant parent waiting at home.

Within a relationship it’s cool.

Random women is strange but sadly too common

Seems to me that fish-seller is pushing the salt fish. Is there not another kind of substitute fish which might be less expensive? So that she could bring home enough for a proper dinner?

At least take the droop out of it!

Women out there just trying to live their own private lives, with strange men in their wake calling them whores

No, just scrape. And put everything in and run it nightly rather than waste water hand washing the separate items I know I’m going to need first thing in the morning. Empty it while the coffeepot is working. Rinse the filter monthly even if it doesn’t appear to need cleaning.

Corgis (adult) are pretty much one size, but are we talking newborn or year-old baby elephants? At what age does “baby” graduate to “toddler” in a species that stands and walks within an hour of birth?