Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!

God what’s with the weird eye positions on the picture of the bottom?

ACKSHULLY,

The person who breaks it open has their hands full of bat and a blindfold over their eye. Whereas the rest of the jackals children are poised to spring!

So the person who breaks the piñata usually get less, or even nothing.

(Edit: poised, not pissed, and was missing a ~)

It’s a grocery store, I’d rather be able to smell tomatoes and strawberries and rotisserie chicken and bread

Be patient, this too will pass. Those hours last aeons but the years fly by.

Know that for every person sniffing with disapproval at your kids’ worst behavior there’s three thinking, “Oh yeah, I remember how hard that is” or “I’m so glad that’s not me today!”

Pig in clover?

Gametes are haploid, they’re not even potentially human by themselves.

Or, if she did exist but almost nobody heard about her in the 500 years after her death, why would that have happened?

(Not taking a position on her existence, but thinking about Hatshepsut and many women whose accomplishments were ignored, hidden, or credited to men)

Maybe their version of “rule the planet” involved mostly just hanging out in their den and thinking interesting thoughts.

Agreed although apparently use of the meme is now expanded to include anything that sends us back to 1984, so it could mean “that’s an old joke” or “women these days appreciate a big stick, that’s outdated sexism.”

As an old woman, I disagree though. Big sticks should be appreciated in Nature and then left for someone else to enjoy. That’s not sexist. And OP’s comic is new to me. It’s also adorable.

I for one welcome all these Plutoid planets to the planet family.

What’s the downside, we have to make a new mnemonic? Or add a verse to the Blue’s Clues Planet Song? I think we’re capable.

With that untouched surface, you might be able to get a replacement if you still have the receipt. Depends on the store and if you’re polite about it. (You could probably do it by being rude, but I’d hate you.)

Why the fuck we didn’t just deem Eris into planethood I’ll never understand. Both it and Pluto are arguably more similar to Terra than the gas giants are.

He needs a shed outside to keep his big stick in.

Am I supposed to not be able to see what’s in her speech bubble?

Sink. I’d be wasting all that shower water I’m not actively washing with, or I’d be shivering with the water turned to a trickle. When I brush at the sink, I only need to wet the brush, and turn off the tap until I’m ready to rinse.

Human milk tastes different. Some say it tastes a little like canteloupe juice. I thought mine made my coffee taste…odd. Never tried it in baking though.

I would bet the trucks and store refrigerators at Walmart are kept as warm as legally possible, to save money on electricity.

Rogue. The DMV already sucks the life out of you, she’d fit right in.

But those casinos stank just as bad, because stale cigarette smoke out-ranks cheap food