Or rather the no longer phineas gage approach.

Glad to know that happens to other people too

The what? Link please

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM

Thats me

This is literally me.

What’s a sunrise alarm

And then people complain that “you’re not healthy”. I feel way healthier and happier with more free time thank you very much.

Yes, I have seen that first hand. Crayons too.

I’m in the same situation, but you also have to consider that your situation may change. I for one after getting money like this would probably quit my job and just stay at home and in general walk less.

Very much so

Well yeah, but what about planes? If the pilots died I’m pretty sure that’s a whole plane of dead people.

Can someone explain the joke? I don’t get it

Where can I get one

The computer knows the ducks aren’t real, and he wants to embarrass you

It gets easier with practice

If it’s on the same device, it would open a page showing her what is in the downloads folder of his user. I think the joke is he might have something embarrassing there, but I wouldn’t know since I only have things there when I’m downloading them and then immediately file them away to some actual hyperspecific folder

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams

What’s live leaks