Had to take a laughing break. Thank you.

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When I Come Around in my ass.

DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey

I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s

And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.

(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)

We could smash.

Sometimes relationships aren’t over.

He definitely did not fuck a couch and is certainly not banned from Ikea for fucking a Friheten.

What is chaser erasure?

I could eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To kill Trump.

Am I doing this right?

Nobody disagrees with that. People do disagree with “Israel has the right to conduct genocide against the Palestinians.”

When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.

God damned fat cats out here gobbling up these GILFs.

I updooted both of you.

I’m just happy they’re doing okay.

Yes I do.

You guys can’t sleep in jeans? From my perspective, you are the weirdos.

Damn. Now it’s that forever I guess.